Yes, as of week three I have come to my senses and decided I was INSANE to choose teaching as a profession.

I.N.S.A.N.E.

The work load is I.N.S.A.N.I.T.Y.

However, on the upside I have a fantastic bunch of kids, and I mean really, really fantastic kids, and I can see how next summer I might, just maybe, look back and think ‘Hey, y’know? I think I actually DID have some fun! Maybe that one day – that first Saturday of Christmas break – that day was not so work-like, and if I squint and think back real hard I think it might have been kinda fun. At the time.’

Anyway, my advisory (a group of students that I am supposed to get to know really well)  has chosen to represent Sealand during the upcoming Advisory Olympics.

What is the Advisory Olympics you ask? Well, this year we banned the ‘Cucumber Pass’ event. Last year’s participants had to put a cucumber between their legs and then pass it to a team member, who, you guessed it, had to accept it with their thighs.

Despite the raging popularity of this event, Olympic Officials have deemed it unwise given the impending Swine Flu epidemic.

Anyway, you get the general idea.

Here are our T-shirt designs:

My Advisory's chosen Olympic Nation